Happy Thanksgiving everyone

Since it’s the night before Thanksgiving and I have a gig…and I’ll be getting home really late…and I’m really lazy…tonight’s blog is going to totally rip off David Letterman’s Top Ten List from the night before Thanksgiving last year. As always, it’s classic stuff from Dave and his staff.  Hope you all have a great holiday, and don’t eat too much!

Top Ten Signs You’ve Eaten Too Much On Thanksgiving

10.Decide to take a little nap after Thanksgiving, you wake up in March

9.You’re mistaken for the Garfield balloon

8.Dad has to use electric knife to carve you out of your pants

7.You’re sweating ham glaze

6.Senators knock on your door, tear up health care bill and say, “You’re on your own, fatso”

5.You’re in Boston, but your ass is in New Hampshire

4.You receive personalized “Thank you” note from the president of Butterball

3.Revenge-seeking turkeys show up on your lawn and try to kill you

2.GPS units tell local drivers “Turn left at bloated guy”

1.Even Kirstie Alley’s saying, “Whoa, pace yourself”

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About groovyrick

I live in a small town in Illinois with my wife and three kids. I am a part-time musician, part-time writer, and full-time dreamer.
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One Response to Happy Thanksgiving everyone

  1. Happy Thanksgiving Rick! I finally got a pretty girl to wave to you on the bar crawl!

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